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Salt War Freedom Edition 3.0 + Classic Yellow 3.0 Buddy Deal (2 Units!)

BUDDY UP & SAVE $10!

Pick your rifle, choose your blaster. Fight the flies and have some laughter! These binary BUG-A-SALT 3.0's feature all the bells and whistles requested by our most hardcore hunters. Those who are fluent in weaponry & blaster handling will appreciate custom improvements such as the Cross-Bolt Safety, trigger redesign, and Patridge Sight.

The perfect gift for the serious fly hunter, this buddy deal includes a 1-year warranty & limited 2-year warranty with proof of purchase.

We are very proud of these new, more lethal 3.0 blasters. However, we must warn instead of leaving flies whole for easy cleanup, it may splatter them. Lorenzo also assures the 3.0 model greatly increases odds for in-flight take down.

RECOMMENDED INSECT TARGET GUIDE:

• BUG-A-SALT 3.0 works great on annoying soft-bodied insect pests: Houseflies, Flesh Flies, Horse Flies, Deer Flies, Black Widow Spiders, Mosquitoes, Crickets, Stink Bugs, Gypsy Moth Caterpillars, Earwigs, Spotted Lantern Fly Nymphs, Spotted Lantern Flies (small-medium), Silverfish, Roaches (small-large), Sweater Moths, and Cabbage Worms. Many customers claim victory against Paper Wasps and Yellow Jackets. However, we must warn you to proceed with caution as stinging insects may retaliate. It's generally better/best to upgrade to the CO2 SHRED-ER for the “stingers”. BUG-A-SALT 3.0 models WILL NOT WORK ON CARPENTER BEES!!!!

• For larger game hunting, you MUST upgrade to our CO2-powered SHRED-ER: Carpenter Bees, Centipedes, Cicadas, Locusts, Potato Beetles, Tomato Worms, Scorpions, Spotted Lantern Flies (adult), Squash Bugs, Joro Spiders, June Beetles, Murder Hornets, Boxelder Bugs, American Roaches (large-giant), and Palmetto Bugs.

FEATURES:

• New Cross-Bolt Safety! Once it's on, it's on. Once it's off, it's off. Feel free to rapid fire, folks!
• Sleek design has streamlined the feel of the blaster. It's like butter on toast.
• Updated engineering on trigger mechanism. It's now VERY light – so be careful! Keep away from children, pets, & idiots.
• Barrel has been lifted & Patridge Sight added for extremely accurate shooting. You can shoot the fly in the back of the neck now!
• Improved, more durable salt hopper makes tactical reloads easy during the heat of battle.
• Stronger spring creates a tighter salt pattern.
• Non-toxic and no batteries required. Uses ordinary table salt for ammo.
  
• For use by responsible people only. Do not shoot at pets, butterflies, kittens, or humans.
  

Salt War Freedom 3.0 Buddy Deal (2 Units!)

BUDDY UP & SAVE $10!

Pick your rifle, choose your blaster. Fight the flies and have some laughter! These binary BUG-A-SALT 3.0's feature all the bells and whistles requested by our most hardcore hunters. Those who are fluent in weaponry & blaster handling will appreciate custom improvements such as the Cross-Bolt Safety, trigger redesign, and Patridge Sight.

The perfect gift for the serious fly hunter, this buddy deal includes a 1-year warranty & limited 2-year warranty with proof of purchase.

We are very proud of these new, more lethal 3.0 blasters. However, we must warn instead of leaving flies whole for easy cleanup, it may splatter them. Lorenzo also assures the 3.0 model greatly increases odds for in-flight take down.

RECOMMENDED INSECT TARGET GUIDE:

• BUG-A-SALT 3.0 works great on annoying soft-bodied insect pests: Houseflies, Flesh Flies, Horse Flies, Deer Flies, Black Widow Spiders, Mosquitoes, Crickets, Stink Bugs, Gypsy Moth Caterpillars, Earwigs, Spotted Lantern Fly Nymphs, Spotted Lantern Flies (small-medium), Silverfish, Roaches (small-large), Sweater Moths, and Cabbage Worms. Many customers claim victory against Paper Wasps and Yellow Jackets. However, we must warn you to proceed with caution as stinging insects may retaliate. It's generally better/best to upgrade to the CO2 SHRED-ER for the “stingers”. BUG-A-SALT 3.0 models WILL NOT WORK ON CARPENTER BEES!!!!

• For larger game hunting, you MUST upgrade to our CO2-powered SHRED-ER: Carpenter Bees, Centipedes, Cicadas, Locusts, Potato Beetles, Tomato Worms, Scorpions, Spotted Lantern Flies (adult), Squash Bugs, Joro Spiders, June Beetles, Murder Hornets, Boxelder Bugs, American Roaches (large-giant), and Palmetto Bugs.

FEATURES:

• New Cross-Bolt Safety! Once it's on, it's on. Once it's off, it's off. Feel free to rapid fire, folks!
• Sleek design has streamlined the feel of the blaster. It's like butter on toast.
• Updated engineering on trigger mechanism. It's now VERY light – so be careful! Keep away from children, pets, & idiots.
• Barrel has been lifted & Patridge Sight added for extremely accurate shooting. You can shoot the fly in the back of the neck now!
• Improved, more durable salt hopper makes tactical reloads easy during the heat of battle.
• Stronger spring creates a tighter salt pattern.
• Non-toxic and no batteries required. Uses ordinary table salt for ammo.
  
• For use by responsible people only. Do not shoot at pets, butterflies, kittens, or humans.
  

Salt War Freedom 3.0 + Realtree Camo 3.0 Buddy Deal (2 Units!)

BUDDY UP & SAVE $10!

Pick your rifle, choose your blaster. Fight the flies and have some laughter! These binary BUG-A-SALT 3.0's feature all the bells and whistles requested by our most hardcore hunters. Those who are fluent in weaponry & blaster handling will appreciate custom improvements such as the Cross-Bolt Safety, trigger redesign, and Patridge Sight.

The perfect gift for the serious fly hunter, this buddy deal includes a 1-year warranty & limited 2-year warranty with proof of purchase.

We are very proud of these new, more lethal 3.0 blasters. However, we must warn instead of leaving flies whole for easy cleanup, it may splatter them. Lorenzo also assures the 3.0 model greatly increases odds for in-flight take down.

RECOMMENDED INSECT TARGET GUIDE:

• BUG-A-SALT 3.0 works great on annoying soft-bodied insect pests: Houseflies, Flesh Flies, Horse Flies, Deer Flies, Black Widow Spiders, Mosquitoes, Crickets, Stink Bugs, Gypsy Moth Caterpillars, Earwigs, Spotted Lantern Fly Nymphs, Spotted Lantern Flies (small-medium), Silverfish, Roaches (small-large), Sweater Moths, and Cabbage Worms. Many customers claim victory against Paper Wasps and Yellow Jackets. However, we must warn you to proceed with caution as stinging insects may retaliate. It's generally better/best to upgrade to the CO2 SHRED-ER for the “stingers”. BUG-A-SALT 3.0 models WILL NOT WORK ON CARPENTER BEES!!!!

• For larger game hunting, you MUST upgrade to our CO2-powered SHRED-ER: Carpenter Bees, Centipedes, Cicadas, Locusts, Potato Beetles, Tomato Worms, Scorpions, Spotted Lantern Flies (adult), Squash Bugs, Joro Spiders, June Beetles, Murder Hornets, Boxelder Bugs, American Roaches (large-giant), and Palmetto Bugs.

FEATURES:

• New Cross-Bolt Safety! Once it's on, it's on. Once it's off, it's off. Feel free to rapid fire, folks!
• Sleek design has streamlined the feel of the blaster. It's like butter on toast.
• Updated engineering on trigger mechanism. It's now VERY light – so be careful! Keep away from children, pets, & idiots.
• Barrel has been lifted & Patridge Sight added for extremely accurate shooting. You can shoot the fly in the back of the neck now!
• Improved, more durable salt hopper makes tactical reloads easy during the heat of battle.
• Stronger spring creates a tighter salt pattern.
• Non-toxic and no batteries required. Uses ordinary table salt for ammo.
  
• For use by responsible people only. Do not shoot at pets, butterflies, kittens, or humans.
  

WIDOW MAKER 3.5

Only female spiders bite. Leave the dicks alone!

Introducing the BUG-A-SALT WIDOW MAKER 3.5, our most fearless model yet. Comes fully loaded with BUG-BEAM laser sight, Front Grip Cocking Handle, Detachable Stock, & Adjustable Strap!

Inspired by the infamous Black Widow, the most toxic arachnid in North America. BUG-A-SALT WIDOW MAKER 3.5 is ideal for targeting poisonous spiders in your woodshed, garage, attic, or basement. Say no to toxic pesticides as you combat these dangerous critters biting over 2,500 Americans per year. Fun fact, Black Widow venom is over 15 times stronger than a rattlesnake. Other “Widow” cousins include the Brown and Red Widows whose bites may induce cramping, nausea, and sweating. Also, recommended against poisonous Brown Recluse and Yellow Sac spiders who love nesting in homes, potentially lurking in your sheets, clothing, or shoes. Brown Recluse and Yellow Sac spider bites are typically not as serious as the Widow family; however, they can induce blistering, itching, and/or rashes.

We are very proud of this new, lethal edition to our family. However, we must warn that instead of leaving flies whole for easy cleanup, it may splatter them. Lorenzo also assures the 3.5 model dramatically increases the odds for in-flight takedown.

Not suitable for carpenter bees! You must upgrade to our CO2-powered SHRED-ER.

Check out this official demo video below!

RECOMMENDED INSECT TARGET GUIDE:

• BUG-A-SALT 3.5 works great on annoying soft-bodied insect pests: Houseflies, Flesh Flies, Horse Flies, Deer Flies, Mosquitoes, Red Widow Spiders, Black Widow Spiders, Yellow Sac Spiders, Crickets, Stink Bugs, Gypsy Moth Caterpillars, Brown Recluse Spiders, Spotted Lantern Fly Nymphs, Spotted Lantern Flies (small-medium), Silverfish, Roaches (small-large), Sweater Moths, Cabbage Worms, and Earwigs. Many customers claim victory against Paper Wasps and Yellow Jackets. However, we must warn you to proceed with caution as stinging insects may retaliate. It's generally better/best to upgrade to the CO2 SHRED-ER for the “stingers”. BUG-A-SALT 3.5 models WILL NOT WORK ON CARPENTER BEES!!!!


• For larger game hunting, you MUST upgrade to our CO2-powered SHRED-ER: Carpenter Bees, Centipedes, Cicadas, Locusts, Potato Beetles, Tomato Worms, Scorpions, Spotted Lantern Flies (adult), Squash Bugs, Joro Spiders, June Beetles, Murder Hornets, Boxelder Bugs, American Roaches (large-giant), and Palmetto Bugs.

FEATURES:

• Includes adjustable BUG-BEAM laser sight. Once They’re Red, They’re Dead!
• New Front Grip Slide-Cocking Handle makes cocking easier (for weaklings).
• Detachable Stock will bring out the 80s action hero hiding in your soul.
• Adjustable Strap extends to accommodate the heftiest of folks.
• Cross-Bolt Safety! Once it's on, it's on. Once it's off, it's off. Feel free to rapid-fire, folks!
• Non-toxic and uses ordinary table salt for ammo.
  
• For use by responsible people only. Do not shoot at pets, butterflies, kittens, or humans.
• Includes 1-year warranty, limited 2-year warranty with proof of purchase.

COMES FAST! RUSH SHIPPING!

Cock-A-Doodle-Doo! Just in time for White Elephant gifting! Impress your friends and relatives with the size of your "Light or Dark" blaster. A special offering for Californians and Americans in Blue States suffering under “Liberal” regulatory oppression. Lorenzo says, “Quit dicking around with flies. If anyone confuses this with a real firearm, they need a condom”.

Sorry to offend! We DO NOT market any of our products to children (EVER). Intended as good natured fun for adults with a sense of humor. Not perverts here - we're just silly and stupid...

Check The Official Demo Videos Below!

RECOMMENDED INSECT TARGET GUIDE:

• BUG-A-SALT 3.0 works great on annoying soft-bodied insect pests: Houseflies, Flesh Flies, Horse Flies, Deer Flies, Black Widow Spiders, Mosquitoes, Crickets, Stink Bugs, Gypsy Moth Caterpillars, Earwigs, Spotted Lantern Fly Nymphs, Spotted Lantern Flies (small-medium), Silverfish, Roaches (small-large), Sweater Moths, and Cabbage Worms. Many customers claim victory against Paper Wasps and Yellow Jackets. However, we must warn you to proceed with caution as stinging insects may retaliate. It's generally better/best to upgrade to the CO2 SHRED-ER for the “stingers”. BUG-A-SALT 3.0 models WILL NOT WORK ON CARPENTER BEES!!!!

• For larger game hunting, you MUST upgrade to our CO2-powered SHRED-ER: Carpenter Bees, Centipedes, Cicadas, Locusts, Potato Beetles, Tomato Worms, Scorpions, Spotted Lantern Flies (adult), Squash Bugs, Joro Spiders, June Beetles, Murder Hornets, Boxelder Bugs, American Roaches (large-giant), and Palmetto Bugs.

FEATURES:

• Cross-Bolt Safety! Once it’s on, it’s time to get it on!
• New, “interesting” design will guarantee no one thinks it’s a real, imitation, replica, or fantasy firearm.
• "Just the tip" orange coating ensures maximum protection from flies!
• One Pump and Its Over for common houseflies!
• Your wife will love cleaning up after you.
• It is non-toxic, and no batteries are required. Uses ordinary table salt for ammo.
• For use by responsible people only. Do not shoot at pets, butterflies, kittens, or humans.
• Includes 1-year warranty, limited 2-year warranty with proof of purchase.
• Not compatible with BUG-BEAM, BUG-CAM, or WALL-RACK.
  

Salt War Freedom 3.0 + Advanced Combat Fiber Optic 3.0 Buddy Deal (2 Units!)

BUDDY UP & SAVE $10!

Pick your rifle, choose your blaster. Fight the flies and have some laughter! These binary BUG-A-SALT 3.0's feature all the bells and whistles requested by our most hardcore hunters. Those who are fluent in weaponry & blaster handling will appreciate custom improvements such as the Cross-Bolt Safety, trigger redesign, and Patridge Sight.

The perfect gift for the serious fly hunter, this buddy deal includes a 1-year warranty & limited 2-year warranty with proof of purchase.

We are very proud of these new, more lethal 3.0 blasters. However, we must warn instead of leaving flies whole for easy cleanup, it may splatter them. Lorenzo also assures the 3.0 model greatly increases odds for in-flight take down.

RECOMMENDED INSECT TARGET GUIDE:

• BUG-A-SALT 3.0 works great on annoying soft-bodied insect pests: Houseflies, Flesh Flies, Horse Flies, Deer Flies, Black Widow Spiders, Mosquitoes, Crickets, Stink Bugs, Gypsy Moth Caterpillars, Earwigs, Spotted Lantern Fly Nymphs, Spotted Lantern Flies (small-medium), Silverfish, Roaches (small-large), Sweater Moths, and Cabbage Worms. Many customers claim victory against Paper Wasps and Yellow Jackets. However, we must warn you to proceed with caution as stinging insects may retaliate. It's generally better/best to upgrade to the CO2 SHRED-ER for the “stingers”. BUG-A-SALT 3.0 models WILL NOT WORK ON CARPENTER BEES!!!!

• For larger game hunting, you MUST upgrade to our CO2-powered SHRED-ER: Carpenter Bees, Centipedes, Cicadas, Locusts, Potato Beetles, Tomato Worms, Scorpions, Spotted Lantern Flies (adult), Squash Bugs, Joro Spiders, June Beetles, Murder Hornets, Boxelder Bugs, American Roaches (large-giant), and Palmetto Bugs.

FEATURES:

• Green & Red fiber optic sights for enhanced accuracy in low light settings.
• New, limited edition metallic finish.
• New Cross-Bolt Safety! Once it's on, it's on. Once it's off, it's off. Feel free to rapid fire, folks!
• Sleek design has streamlined the feel of the blaster. It's like butter on toast.
• Updated engineering on trigger mechanism. It's now VERY light – so be careful! Keep away from children, pets, & idiots.
• Barrel has been lifted & Patridge Sight added for extremely accurate shooting. You can shoot the fly in the back of the neck now!
• Improved, more durable salt hopper makes tactical reloads easy during the heat of battle.
• Stronger spring creates a tighter salt pattern.
• Non-toxic and no batteries required. Uses ordinary table salt for ammo.
  
• For use by responsible people only. Do not shoot at pets, butterflies, kittens, or humans.
  

INTRODUCING THE BUG-A-SALT IRON-ON PATCH!

Wear us on your sleeve and broadcast to the world it's time to fire your flyswatter! Iron or stitch this colorful patch onto shirts, hats, jackets, backpacks, duffels – whatever! Durable iron-on embroidered patch works great on denim, cotton, or polyester fabric – but don’t melt your raincoat or ’73 velour tracksuit with it. Patches can also be stitched on for extra durability.

• Heat sealed backing for easy, iron on application
• Woven, laser cut patch
• 3.5" x 2.33"
• Includes 3 patches
• Will not work with a waffle iron
• Handsome 'ol fellow not included w/ purchase of patch

Mr. Pinch, earwig & BUG-A-SALT mascot, inspires the design for what may be the world’s best T-shirt EVER. Wear it and folks will say, “How cool, where’d you get that?” In turn, we heart you – yes you Mr. Customer turn into a giant, white walking billboard for our brand!

Some history…

Long before BUG-A-SALT, during his 30s and into his 40s, Lorenzo was an artist/painter. During this time, Mr. Pinch came into being. He appears in many of Lorenzo’s paintings, some of which predict the future - or at least future dogs Lorenzo would own. Painting not included.

Bug-A-Salt Sold Separately.

Join the National BUG-A-SALT Association!

This comfy cotton T-shirt is the perfect thing to wear while you are manning the BBQ, protecting your food and your family from rascally flies. Available in double- and triple-XL.

Bug-A-Salt Sold Separately.

Join the National BUG-A-SALT Association!

The National BUG-A-SALT Association T-Shirt now available in Gray.

This comfy cotton T-shirt is the perfect thing to wear while you are manning the BBQ, protecting your food and your family from rascally flies. Available in Medium - 4XL.

EZ-COCK BUG-A-SALT 2.6

Fire your fly swatter and get "California Compliant" with BUG-A-SALT EZ-COCK 2.6!

Hand crafted to ensure no one on your local police force will accidentally confuse this with something that could put a hole through your front door or your head. No guarantees though as humans tend to make mistakes... 😊 We can guarantee this is an excellent starter model for weaklings not fluent in weaponry. Smoother spring mechanism means EZ-COCK is an excellent choice for anyone geriatric or allergic to lifting weights at the gym. This model packs a serious punch. Flies won’t stand a chance!

Here is the sticker you will find on the EZ-COCK. You know where to put this folks!

!WARNING! Do not brandish or display this ordinary table salt blaster during a public confrontation – its not designed to look like a real weapon (but some idiots in California might think so). Its possible, someone may confuse a table salt blaster with a real firearm and this could end poorly and/or be a crime. DO NOT change the coloration or markings and/or add accessories to make the table salt blaster look like a real firearm. An altered EZ-COCK table salt blaster used idiotically while brawling with law enforcement and/or the mafia may end poorly for you and result in bodily harm (that could be fatal). DO NOT remove the orange tip! And always remember altering the coloration may be a crime (against humanity or Californians).

Check The Official Demo Video Below!

RECOMMENDED INSECT TARGET GUIDE:

• BUG-A-SALT 2.6 works great on annoying soft-bodied insect pests: Houseflies, Flesh Flies, Horse Flies, Deer Flies, Black Widow Spiders, Mosquitoes, Crickets, Stink Bugs, Gypsy Moth Caterpillars, Earwigs, Spotted Lantern Fly Nymphs, Spotted Lantern Flies (small-medium), Silverfish, Roaches (small-large), Sweater Moths, and Cabbage Worms. Many customers claim victory against Paper Wasps and Yellow Jackets. However, we must warn you to proceed with caution as stinging insects may retaliate. It's generally better/best to upgrade to the CO2 SHRED-ER for the “stingers”. BUG-A-SALT 2.6 models WILL NOT WORK ON CARPENTER BEES!!!!


• For larger game hunting, you MUST upgrade to our CO2-powered SHRED-ER: Carpenter Bees, Centipedes, Cicadas, Locusts, Potato Beetles, Tomato Worms, Scorpions, Spotted Lantern Flies (adult), Squash Bugs, Joro Spiders, June Beetles, Murder Hornets, Boxelder Bugs, American Roaches (large-giant), and Palmetto Bugs.

FEATURES:

• Easy Slide-Cocking with texturized handgrip.
• No safety. Rapid fire 100% of the time!
• Improved Sighting & Accuracy.
• Re-Engineered for Greater Reliability.
• Non-toxic, accurate within 2-3 feet.
• No batteries required, Pop-up sight indicator.
• Excellent for flies on windows or screens (will not damage them).
• For use by responsible people only. Do not shoot at pets, butterflies, kittens, or humans.
• Includes 1-year warranty with proof of purchase, limited 2-year warranty.

Evolution T-Shirt

SHOW PESTS WHO'S BOSS

Start the bug season off right with a Bug-A-Salt Evolution T-shirt.

Comfortable, fun, and sure to put all pests on high alert.

T-Shirts are only available to U.S. addresses and cannot be shipped to Canada.

We’ll have a burger and flies with extra salt, please!

Our new 100% cotton t-shirt is comfortable, fun, and sure to put all pests on high alert.

Available in Medium – 3XL

(T-Shirts are only available to U.S. addresses, and cannot be shipped to Canada)